Recipes & Inventions
Bat and lettuce sandwich
(Ollie’s favourite lunch)
Ingredients:
mouldy bread
beetle butter
bat wings
limp lettuce
Cut the mouldy bread into two slices and spread both slices with beetle butter.
Then add three crispy bat wings and some limp lettuce.
Leave to rot for a few days. Yum yum!
Cockroach cake
(Mr. Moon's speciality)
Ingredients:
flea flour
eagle eggs
beetle butter
snake sugar
muddy milk
crispy cockroaches
Mr. Moon’s rhyming recipe:
In goes the butter and the sugar too,
slosh in the mud-milk, and mix the goo.
Smash your eagle eggs - one, two, three.
Sieve in some flour of the finest flea.
Next add the cockroaches – tip them in.
Now you’re ready for the baking tin.
Cook over dragon-flames for an hour or so,
allow to cool… then off you go!
Snake blood mints
from The Stephensons
I think oliver might like to try snake blood mints.
1. Buy some mints.
2. Take out the inside of mint.
3. Pour snake blood in the case of the mint.
Oliver's coleslaw
from Steve and Dee
Coleslaw, tomato ketchup, cheese, pasta, bubble juice, potato, snot, and fanta
